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12th precinct. Sergeant yemana.

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Yes, sir.

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A stolen car?

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What kind of car, mr. Rivoli?

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A studebaker.

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Will you describe
The car, please?

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Black fenders... Silver doors...

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Green hood...
Polka-dot seatcovers...

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Monkey-fur dashboard.

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Maybe it wasn't stolen.

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Maybe it ran away.

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Mr. Rivoli, will you
Hold it a minute?

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I got to find a pencil.

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Okay, go ahead.

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Don't mention it.

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Oh, my god. I ate my eraser.

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That was jack
Soo as nick yemana,

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The role he played in over
80 episodes of "Barney miller,"

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Until his death
This past january.

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I'm hal linden,

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And with me is the rest
Of the cast of our show.

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What follows is a recollection

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Of some of jack's best
Moments on "Barney miller."

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Enjoy them.

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Were you carrying cash
Or traveler's checks?

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Oh, shame on you.

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Don't you pay attention
To karl malden?

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I'm sorry to hear that, sir,

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But you better dig
Up some more money

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Or you're gonna get
Picked up for vagrancy.

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There were many
Facets to nick yemana,

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But for some reason,

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What a lot of people
Remember most vividly

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Is his coffee and
How bad it was.

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This is where some of the
Worst concoctions in america

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Were brewed.

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And over the years, nick
Made hundreds of pots,

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But somehow he
Never got it quite right.

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No.

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Coffee?

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Oh.

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I'd almost forgotten it existed.

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I ran out in 1944.

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Then you're in for a treat.

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It's funny.

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I don't remember
It tasting like this.

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Progress, mr. Unger.

48
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Would you like some more coffee?

49
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What?

50
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Coffee?

51
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Oh, no, thank you, I
Can't drink coffee.

52
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Do you have any more of this?

53
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Would you like some coffee?

54
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Uh, yeah, sure.

55
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These cups look different.

56
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I scrubbed off all
The mold and mildew.

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I thought it was a pattern.

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How is it, mrs. Hansen?

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It tastes like pencils.

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That's not the coffee.

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That's the cup.

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Oh.

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We had two phones, two cars,

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Two beds.

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Too bad.

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They're gonna be here
In about 10 minutes,

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But in the meantime,
We got to get her

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To empty her stomach...
You know, upchuck.

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All right, nick...

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Yeah, I know. Give
Her some coffee.

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And keep pouring it in her.

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Two cups ought to do it.

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Okay, dupree. Come
On. On your feet.

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All right.

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Hey, I don't feel so...

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Wojo, get a doctor.
Give me his coat.

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It was a fresh pot.

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Of course, nick yemana
Was more than just a maker

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Of bad coffee.

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He had a unique
Attitude and presence

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That gave scenes
A special quality.

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He had an ability

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To take in stride even the
Most bizarre of situations

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And the most abrasive of people.

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But mostly, he was able
To see the humor in things,

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And he was never
Hesitant to say so.

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Hey, barney. Is he gonna
Spray the whole room?

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We got roaches
All over the place.

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Oh.

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You sound like you're
Gonna miss them.

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A little.

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Nick, they're filthy,
Slimy, dirty little things.

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Yeah, but they kind
Of grow on you.

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One of them always
Crawls up that leg...

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While I'm making
Coffee in the morning

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And tries to steal
A cube of sugar.

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That's about as
Close as I've ever come

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To having a pet.

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Hey. Don't I get a phone call?

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Sure.

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Maybe that's it now.

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At best, this is a tawdry flick,

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Suffering from inept scripting,

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Cheap-jack production values,

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And lackluster performances.

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Despite these
Obvious disadvantages,

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This film has been
Doing boffo box office.

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Where's that report
On that porno flick?

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D.A.'s office
Called three times.

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Yemana's typing it up now.

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- finished?
- yep.

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"'a man and a woman
And another woman'

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Is a filthy movie."

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Well, it is.

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That's all?

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Hey, what happened to all
That stuff I was dictating?

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I thought you were
Talking on the phone.

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Card number 14, sergeant yemana.

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Now, what does the
Inkblot suggest to you?

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Uh, an elephant wearing a hat.

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Now turn the card around.

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Now what does the
Inkblot suggest to you?

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An elephant lying on his back...

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Wearing a hat.

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I think that'll do. Thank you.

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Can we do some more
Of these? It's fun.

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No, that's sufficient.

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How'd I do?

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Just fine.

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You're not keeping
Something from me.

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Not at all.

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Uh, did anybody else see
An elephant wearing a hat?

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No, yours was a
Unique interpretation.

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Thanks.

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You know, I'm not chinese.

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Really doesn't
Make any difference.

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Maybe not now.

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Ig uess it's true what
They say, you know,

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That if one loses
One of the senses

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That the remaining ones are
Sharper and more perceptive.

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Sure does.

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Like I can tell from
The sound of your voice.

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You're over 6 feet tall,
And you're a chain smoker.

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I don't smoke.

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And you're a liar.
And something else.

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You're very nervous.

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How can you tell?

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By the way he keeps
Tapping his foot on the floor,

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Pulling at his collar,

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Rapping his fingers on the desk.

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I'm not nervous.
I'm just rhythmic.

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How do I feel?

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You?

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Well, you're cool and collected.

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Got a lot of
Personal discipline.

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You're very, very intelligent.

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Either that, or you're japanese.

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Look, we chased
Koepecknie into central park.

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And when we finally caught him,

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There he was laying
On the ground,

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Kicking and growling
And clawing at the dirt.

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Growling?

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What the hell is that?

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It's koepecknie,
Barney. He's a werewolf.

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I better put some
Papers down in the cage.

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Anybody have the time?

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Uh, a little before midnight.

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Oh, my god.

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You feeling all
Right, mr. Koepecknie?

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I don't know. I'm
Starting to feel strange.

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You look fine.
Don't he look fine?

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Why don't you go take a look?

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Not me.

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It happens slowly.

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Sometimes it's hard
To notice at first.

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Take it... Take it easy.

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I'm starting to itch.

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Oh. That's normal
Around here. We...

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It's like all the hair
On my legs is wriggling.

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Don't do that. That
Just... Just aggravates it.

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Don't, don't, don't...

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I feel hot, and my teeth hurt.

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My tongue is sweating.

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Try not to talk.

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I've got to get out of here.

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I need air. Let me
Out of the cage.

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Hey, look, man,
We can't do that.

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Let me out of the cage!

189
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Uh, uh, how about some water?

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I don't want any water!
I want to go home!

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I've got to get some sleep,
And then I got to go to work!

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Barney!

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Work, work!

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Look, I've got to
Get out of here.

195
00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:03,205
I've got to get out of here.

196
00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:05,775
That phone call of
Mine was all a mistake.

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00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:07,744
It was a joke.

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00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:11,013
Hey, look, look, look,
Man. Take it easy, man.

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Barney!

200
00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:15,651
Let me out of here!

201
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,854
I want to get out. Out, out.

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00:11:18,878 --> 00:11:20,455
Let me out of here.

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00:11:20,479 --> 00:11:23,760
Down, down, down,
Mr. Koepecknie, down.

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00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:25,762
Barney!

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00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,838
What the hell is
Going on in here?

206
00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:40,309
Cut that out!

207
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:43,979
It's a police station,
Not a horror movie!

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00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:46,448
He was starting
To change. I swear.

209
00:11:46,472 --> 00:11:49,351
What change? Get
Down from there!

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00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:52,822
Take a good look. Hair is
Growing out of his face.

211
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:54,657
It's called a beard.

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00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:57,727
Haven't you ever
Seen one before?

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00:11:57,751 --> 00:12:00,317
Not in my family.

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00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:05,735
As you can see, it took a
Good deal to unnerve nick.

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00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:08,771
Although, once, after
The accidental ingestion

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00:12:08,795 --> 00:12:10,773
Of brownies laced with hashish,

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00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:14,598
Nick's normal reserve
Was lessened considerably.

218
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,602
What's happening, baby?

219
00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:23,886
♪ and the music of life ♪

220
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♪ seems to be ♪

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00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,661
♪ like a bell ♪

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♪ that is ringing for me ♪

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♪ and from the way that I feel ♪

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♪ when the bell starts to peal ♪

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Nick. Nick, you all right?

226
00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:53,348
Barney, barney, barney.

227
00:12:53,372 --> 00:12:55,607
Is your mother from killarney?

228
00:12:57,611 --> 00:13:00,856
Hey, barn, I think he's stoned.

229
00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:03,425
Stoned? What are
You talking about?

230
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:06,361
Hey, what do you say we
Guys go down to the beach

231
00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:08,219
And shoot some clams?

232
00:13:15,394 --> 00:13:17,707
How many of these
Things have you had?

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<I>moshi, moshi.</I>

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00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:24,546
Harris, I think there's
Something in these things.

235
00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:25,581
Have you had any?

236
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,617
Mm-hmm.

237
00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:28,918
Wojo!

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00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:30,820
Uh, he's out, barn.

239
00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:33,623
I mean, he and fish,
Or fish and he...

240
00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:36,025
You think you
Can still function?

241
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:37,527
Hey, sharp as a tack!

242
00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:39,495
All right.

243
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,564
Take these things,
Have them analyzed fast.

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00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:42,564
Nick.

245
00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:43,988
Not that way!

246
00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:50,427
I think they got
Hash in them, barn.

247
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:53,543
Hash?

248
00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:56,712
Yeah, from the way that I feel.

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00:13:56,736 --> 00:14:01,717
Nick: ♪ when the
Bell starts to peal ♪

250
00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:07,912
♪ it's almost like
Being in love ♪

251
00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:20,970
Jack soo was born goro suzuki,

252
00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:23,472
And, along with many
Other japanese-americans,

253
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:25,374
Spent a good deal
Of world war ii

254
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,977
In detention camps
On the west coast.

255
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:30,680
It was an indignity
He never forgot.

256
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:33,715
But rather than
Retreating into bitterness,

257
00:14:33,739 --> 00:14:37,552
He faced the world with
Humor and he imbued nick yemana

258
00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:41,023
With a sense of humor about
His ancestry and his heritage,

259
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:45,461
But also a sense
Of dignity and pride.

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00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:51,266
This made for some rather
Interesting confrontations.

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Excuse me.

262
00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:53,724
Yeah?

263
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:58,674
You a cop?

264
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,710
Yeah.

265
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,133
No kidding.

266
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,582
My name is reville...

267
00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:13,410
Master sergeant j.R.
Reville, united states army.

268
00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:16,826
I recognize the uniform.

269
00:15:16,850 --> 00:15:19,450
I'll bet you do.

270
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,432
We're gonna show
You some pictures

271
00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:25,167
And see if you can
Identify anybody.

272
00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:28,771
Sergeant yemana
Here will help you out.

273
00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:30,328
Here you go.

274
00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:35,166
Yemana.

275
00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:40,704
Yeah. Sounds pretty, don't it?

276
00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:44,887
It don't make sense.

277
00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:47,389
I mean, why would
Anyone want to blow up

278
00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:49,680
A united states
Military installation?

279
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:52,516
Nostalgia?

280
00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:55,897
What about you, nick?

281
00:15:55,921 --> 00:15:57,133
Huh?

282
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,901
You ever feel any longings
To return to your home,

283
00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:02,637
Back to the ancient
Cultures and traditions,

284
00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:06,641
Back to the shrines and
Temples of your ancestors,

285
00:16:06,665 --> 00:16:10,234
Back to the terraced
Hillsides and the cherry trees?

286
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,271
I was born in omaha.

287
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:19,943
We got a city in nebraska
Sounds just like that.

288
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:24,649
Bleah!

289
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:28,163
Hey, what are you doing?

290
00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:30,465
What is... What is this?

291
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,034
That's my lunch.

292
00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:34,469
Smells like garbage.

293
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:35,904
Garbage?

294
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:38,107
Are you kidding? This
Is japanese delicacy.

295
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:41,676
Fish heads, cabbage leaves,

296
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:45,847
Cucumber rinds, and celery tops.

297
00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:47,338
It's terrific.

298
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:54,578
Come to think of
It, that is garbage.

299
00:16:56,782 --> 00:17:00,896
Listen, everyone, I, uh,

300
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,199
I'd like to apologize to
Everybody for shouting.

301
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:05,067
No, no, no. I'm the one
Who's always saying

302
00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:06,768
Keep things in
Perspective, and...

303
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,303
Hey, forget it, barney.

304
00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:09,938
I mean, we all were
Depressed tonight.

305
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:14,410
You're just the first
Person to put it into screams.

306
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:17,912
Yeah. But you
Can't let it get you.

307
00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:21,183
What you got to do is
Develop an oriental philosophy.

308
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,185
Like my grandfather used to say,

309
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:26,388
Many things look bleak at
The moment of occurrence,

310
00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:28,545
But at least we
Ain't got locusts.

311
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,830
Jack and I were like
Little kids together.

312
00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:38,533
We would never get through
A scene without breaking up.

313
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:41,336
And whenever there was
Something deadly serious going on,

314
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,305
I would be sitting
At my desk giggling,

315
00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:44,573
And I'd look over here,

316
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:46,675
And jack's entire
Body would be shaking.

317
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,710
He'd just be shaking
With laughter.

318
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,913
He was my friend,
And I'll miss him.

319
00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:55,050
We didn't know much
About yemana's private life,

320
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,820
And he seldom exposed personal
Feelings in the squad room

321
00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:00,522
The way his colleagues did.

322
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:01,890
But once in a while,

323
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,826
We did get a glimpse into
His nonprofessional side,

324
00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:06,628
As in a christmas eve episode

325
00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:09,031
In which he meets an
Attractive mugging victim,

326
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:12,156
Who, unknown to him, is
Also a lady of the streets.

327
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,781
Recognize anyone?

328
00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:29,084
Oh, it's hard to tell.

329
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,786
Everyone looks so much alike.

330
00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:34,211
I know what you
Mean. I'm japanese, too.

331
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,992
I'm sergeant nick yemana.

332
00:18:38,016 --> 00:18:41,018
Oh, dorothy murakami.

333
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:45,956
I'm a cop.

334
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:51,140
I admire you people very much.

335
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:55,199
Well, it's dirty work, but
Somebody's got to do it.

336
00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:58,680
Nick, we're out of coffee.

337
00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:00,070
Later.

338
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:05,987
Well, there's no one here.

339
00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:09,591
Are there any other pictures
You want me to see, huh?

340
00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:11,926
There's a double feature
Playing at the toho.

341
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:19,401
I mean, is there any
Other things to do?

342
00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:21,536
No, I guess not.

343
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:24,806
We'll put out an apb, and
We'll do the best we can, okay?

344
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,141
Thank you.

345
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,743
Oh, I get off at 12:00.

346
00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:32,847
Maybe you'd care to
Have a couple drinks

347
00:19:32,871 --> 00:19:34,716
Or a bite to eat?

348
00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:37,052
I don't know.

349
00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:41,878
You know, it's nice to be
Among your own on a holiday.

350
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:47,363
Um, what time did
You say you got off?

351
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:48,663
At 12:00. Where do you live?

352
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:50,832
I'll come back here.

353
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:53,402
Great. Be careful going
Through the streets.

354
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,126
See you later, john.

355
00:19:57,896 --> 00:19:59,030
It's nick.

356
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:03,078
You get off at
12:00, is that right?

357
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:04,346
Yep.

358
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,615
I got to work until 2:00.

359
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,071
Too bad.

360
00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:12,754
She's a hooker, nick.

361
00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:14,856
What?

362
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:18,360
That lady you got a date with.

363
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:21,530
Harris took her
Statement. He told me.

364
00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:24,899
I mean, I just can't figure out

365
00:20:24,923 --> 00:20:26,868
What she wants
With you, you know?

366
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,837
She knows you're a cop.

367
00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:31,540
Maybe she liked me.

368
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:34,276
You got to consider
All the possibilities.

369
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:37,146
Yeah, sure. Yeah, right.

370
00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:41,205
I mean, I appeal to a lot
Of people besides cops.

371
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:51,827
I hope I'm not early.

372
00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:53,829
No.

373
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,464
Should we go now?

374
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:56,920
Yeah, sure.

375
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:07,542
If you'd rather
Not, I understand.

376
00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:11,847
Well, if you'd rather
Not, I understand, too.

377
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:15,984
Look, I just thought
That you're a nice guy

378
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:18,787
With a sense of
Humor and kind of cute.

379
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:21,778
Well, I can't add
Anything to that.

380
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:28,930
I can't stay out
Late. I'm tired.

381
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,287
Me too.

382
00:21:34,393 --> 00:21:36,004
Uh, I got to work tomorrow.

383
00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:37,995
Me too.

384
00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:46,381
Uh...

385
00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:50,774
As of now, I'm
Officially off duty.

386
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:56,347
As of now, me too.

387
00:22:06,425 --> 00:22:09,538
That scene... We finished
About 2:30 in the morning, I think,

388
00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:10,939
And all of us were here.

389
00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:13,575
And all of the
Camerapeople and directors

390
00:22:13,599 --> 00:22:16,077
And other people it takes
To make the show were here.

391
00:22:16,101 --> 00:22:18,447
And you could go
Through all of those people

392
00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:19,981
And all the people

393
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:23,552
Who encountered jack away
From the studio in real life

394
00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:26,355
And not find anyone
That he hadn't touched

395
00:22:26,379 --> 00:22:28,724
In some way at some time

396
00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:31,493
Because his love for
The humanity in people

397
00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:33,662
Was always stronger
Than his anger

398
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,964
At the things people
Had done to him.

399
00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:39,223
And that's why he was able
To give us the gift of yemana.

400
00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:44,305
No one actor in a
Show is indispensable,

401
00:22:44,329 --> 00:22:47,976
And "Barney miller" will
Continue without jack,

402
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,778
But it will be different.

403
00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:53,448
There will be times when,
In the middle of a crisis,

404
00:22:53,472 --> 00:22:55,984
Nick should make
A joke but will not

405
00:22:56,008 --> 00:23:01,823
Or exasperate
Barney but will not.

406
00:23:01,847 --> 00:23:03,947
He'll be missed.

407
00:23:08,687 --> 00:23:11,933
Uh... I made some coffee.

408
00:23:11,957 --> 00:23:14,002
Oh, yeah?

409
00:23:14,026 --> 00:23:16,204
Try a cup?

410
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:17,228
Sure.

411
00:23:24,470 --> 00:23:27,048
You know, uh, sometimes
People will work together

412
00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:30,051
For a long time, and
They never, ever, uh...

413
00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:32,020
Say how they really feel.

414
00:23:32,044 --> 00:23:33,922
Yeah.

415
00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:35,812
- no sugar.
- oh.

416
00:23:39,518 --> 00:23:43,232
So, uh... So, I want you to know

417
00:23:43,256 --> 00:23:46,901
That I feel really lucky
To be working with you.

418
00:23:46,925 --> 00:23:50,605
I mean it. I learn
A lot from you.

419
00:23:50,629 --> 00:23:52,963
Thanks.

420
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,110
Here goes.

421
00:24:04,743 --> 00:24:06,387
Not too good, huh?

422
00:24:06,411 --> 00:24:08,545
All these years, I
Thought it was me.

423
00:24:12,317 --> 00:24:13,750
To you, jack.